An Angelina Jolie moment of satire
Okay, seriously, the amount of actual news about our favorite power couple is pretty low so in lieu of actual news I provide you with another satire story. This one actually made me snort out loud.
Angelina Jolie to adopt Snajaya Malakar.
It’s a satirical story about how Angelina has decided to adopt the talentless American Idol contestant.
Hilarious highlights include:
Though he has parents who live in Washington State, Malakar has already accepted Jolie’s offer, along with her husband Brad Pitt, to adopt him.
“As difficult as it is to believe, everyone I have met from the music industry has told me I should have a backup plan just in case I don’t win ‘Idol’ and get a contract,” he told Dateline Hollywood. “Mama Angelina has promised to take care of me no matter what.”
And a “psychologist” stating:
“Sanjaya already has an obviously delusional personality that makes him think he can sing and the ability to manipulate others around him to think anything, including that he has talent.
“He’s also likely to suffer from what we call ‘Justin Guarini syndrome,’” Geiger added.
Honestly, the weather sucks everywhere (we just got 10 inches of snow dumped on us up here) so a little mindless humor is helping.
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7 opinions for An Angelina Jolie moment of satire
nette washington
Apr 16, 2007 at 10:22 am
YOU GUYS NEED TO STOP MAKING UP STUFF!!!!
checkers
Apr 16, 2007 at 3:51 pm
http://perezhilton.com/topics/brangelina/mr_mrs_pitt_20070416.php#comments
check out a photo of brangelina over the weekend!
Ace
Apr 16, 2007 at 4:44 pm
Check out what these peeps wrote…
http://www.derekhail.com/2006/06/09/angelina-jolie-crusades-to-help/
Sandra
Apr 16, 2007 at 6:09 pm
Actually it was Jennifer Lopez and her husband Mark Anthondy specifically who said they wanted to adopt Sanjaya when they were interviewed after J.Los performance on the show. It was all over the news. It was cute. Jennifer really has taken to Sanjaya. From what I’ve heard he’s one of the nicest people on the show.
Mary
Apr 16, 2007 at 9:06 pm
I seem to be losing my sense of humour as I get older, as I find the following comment bordering on offensive, rather than funny:……….. “He’s adorable, he’s poor, he has severe troubles, and he looks like he’s from a third world country,” commented Jolie. “Those are all the ingredients I need for a successful adoption.”
Jamie
Apr 17, 2007 at 7:24 am
Those who make out of nothing a big story are talking the talk or worse are gossiping the gossip… just to make their days light.
There are so many trash around Angelina recently. It’s getting more ridiculous so that I even hope there will be more contradictory and made-up stories for the coming months. At a certain point - when the tabloids’ media cannot controll their gossip any more - Angelina becomes the symbol of tabloids’ fabrication non-sense. The boomerang effect.
QQQQ
Apr 18, 2007 at 7:13 pm
this sh*t isn’t even funny… if there is no news just let it be…
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