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Angelina and Brad - satire story

by Sherry on April 11th, 2007

I get my Brad and Angie updates from a variety of places and every once in awhile there’s a satire article - a totally fictional and meant-to-be-amusing story. I don’t often read them because I’d rather devote my time to finding better things to post about our favorite power couple. However, today I came across a piece of satire about Brangelina that actually made me laugh out loud so for the sake of entertainment only, I must share it.

The story is about how poor Brad Pitt can’t get any peace in the bathroom because Angie and the kids keep coming in and pestering him while he’s on the toilet. A highlight:

What’s more, adds George Clooney, “since she comes home with another kid whenever she goes overseas, the can is the only place where Brad can get some peace and quiet and read his architecture magazines.”

It made me giggle. Go read it here and enjoy a laugh or two.

POSTED IN: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Humor

8 opinions for Angelina and Brad - satire story

  • dark faith
    Apr 11, 2007 at 4:29 pm

    hey checkres i read youre post on what i had written.

    well i read casting for the ana nicole movie was being done, i read in hollywood snark who ever writtes for that site suggested baby shiloh, it’s not actual casting just their suggestion on how they look alike i gess.

  • jjoy
    Apr 11, 2007 at 4:36 pm

    lol…this is so funny….thanks for the laugh!!

  • luv=bradangshimadzpax
    Apr 11, 2007 at 11:06 pm

    One amusing part is when they write Clooney says that Brad is making motor noises while Ang and kids are sitting on the tub talking,right next to that is the Mr.and Mrs.Smith photo.Look at Brad an Angs face as you read it, its funny.Imagine Brad with his mag headed over to Micky D’s.Cute.

  • luv=bradangshimadzpax
    Apr 11, 2007 at 11:12 pm

    By the way 4got to add I love pics from the Mr&Mrs Smith movies and their promotional stuff for it.They both are so Hot 2gether.I hope there is a sequel or they do a movie 2gether.Well back 2 work I go.Have a good one all.

  • captd
    Apr 12, 2007 at 7:37 am

    Why are mags like Life & Style trying so hard to creat a rift between Brad and Angie. There new story is that Brad does not think that Angie show Shiloh enough love so he moved out with Shiloh. I just wish they would come out and tell these mags to go take a hike, but I suppose that would give them more credibility. I just hate reading those stories.

  • George Clooney News » George Clooney April 11, 2007 8:32 pm
    Apr 12, 2007 at 7:44 am

    […] Beatles’ adviser of 30 years is wished well on his future endea … Discussions: …Angelina and Brad - satire story What?s more, adds George Clooney, ?since she comes home with another kid whenever she goes […]

  • BlessBrangelina
    Apr 12, 2007 at 2:23 pm

    Then don’t captd, the title alone should give you an idea as to whether it’s worth picking up or not. You are helping to keep them in business.

    These mags upset me too, over here when I see headlines like that I just keep walking. I pick up Hello, and occassionally OK (UK edition) depending on the story.

  • Pittstop
    Apr 12, 2007 at 11:11 pm

    Hi Everyone! Love your site. Wanted to make a pittstop here (lol). I’m a Brangelina fan too. I love the way you guys stick together. Keep it up!

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