John Mayer’s Brad and Angelina Joke
September 11, 2006 by Administrator
Rolling Stone has a hoot of an interview with singer John Mayer - I am printing it after the jump, because there are some nasty little words in it, not to mention a little religous slur that you might not want to be forcefed unknowingly. So now that you know, take a jump, if you dare. You have been duly warned. 
Here is one of John Mayer’s jokes: “Everyone thinks Brad Pitt has it great because he married Angelina Jolie. I think he has it terrible, because when Angelina Jolie is giving you a blow job, what do you tip your head back and think of to help you finish? You have nothing left — just Jesus on a polar bear in the middle of the snow, saying, ‘You greedy motherfucker, I’ve got nothing for you.’”
hhmmm not a funny joke at all mr mayers. he will regret it one day.
i never like anyone who loves to talk about other’s people’s life and make it a joke as if they are perfect.
thank god i downloaded his music for free. his music didnot worth any cents of my money, and for sure he’s not worth my respect as well.
but anyway, who the hell cares?
He should take what he says about Jesus back!
Geez, this guy is a no talent hack, who is severly not funny. People in Glass Houses should not throw stones. He was the one boning Jessica Simpson.
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yeah, i agree about what BAMZS 4-ever said.
He should not make any joke about other’s people religion.
I’m a moslem, but i really really don’t respect a person who thinks that his/her belief is the most right one. Mr. Mayer is a jewish if i’m not mistaking….
that is so below the belt. he’s just after some cheap publicity, i wont be surprised if he doesnt last in the music business at all.
Obviously he’s never been in love with the unfortunate woman giving him a blow job if he had to “go somewhere else” to get over the top!!!
I thought it was hysterically funny.
I don’t get it, but from what I read, it sounds pretty trashy and I don’t think this guy is going to get very far.
M
I agree with 7. cb I too thought it was hysterically funny, i laughed aloud & forwarded it on in an email to my friends. Its actually complimentary to Brad & Ange as well, so i dont know what you uptights are so worried about! ppl just wanna be annoyed cause they’re bored & even being annoyed is feeling something & better than feeling nothing!! get a real cause to feel something for!
I is so trashy and cheap. Jokes must be funny not stupid and trashy.
I thought it was funny.
I thought it was hysterical, too. I think Brad will too, if he’s got a sense of humor. I actually have a little more admiration for John Mayer, since I was so disappointed he was going out with Jessica S. and gonna be on CSI.
he sounds too smart ass about it..
still not funny for me…. sorry friends.
oh by the way JM is not dating Jess simpson. so i think it comes as a happy news for you, cara.
heheheheeheh thats good!
Are you guys serious? That was a classic line. John Mayer is not only very eloquent, but on his way to being a guitar legend. So, No talent hack guy has no idea how talented the man is. Lighten up. That’s whats theres’ an ongoing sissification of America.
look at all the haters .. NOW hating on John because he made a joke about them. You freaks are truly relentless about turning on ppl. Wishing bad things on his career, morally you all need to get some faith and stop the HATING!
THIS YOUNG GUY TRIED TO KISS ASS HIS OLDER GIRLFRIEND.
HE SO JEALOUS FOR HIS SISTER jEN.
MY YOUNGER BROTHER BOYFRIEND IS JEALOUS FOR ME. HE HE HE
MAYERTON IS A JOKE.
John Mayer+ Jennifer Aniston = JOKE
Look at JM . He is a butterfly. He is not good either. He can’t say anything bad about other. He fall in love with the women older than him 9 years. Who is criticizer him? He better shut up, enjoy his sister girlfriend Jen
John mayer is of jewish decent, but he does not practice judaism, therefore you wont see him on the list of Jewish american musicians on wikipedia. The joke was really no big deal
You are correct that John Mayer is Jewish. His ancestry is German and Russian.
He is Jewish.
His grand mother name is HOFFMANN…
JM should stick to the music and leave the funnies to Carrot Top or ….someone.
Hmmmm. Funny he should say that…. I wonder if he feels that way about Jen? Because to me it sounds like he thinks Angie is hot and is paying her some sort of sick compliment!