John Mayer’s Brad and Angelina Joke
Rolling Stone has a hoot of an interview with singer John Mayer - I am printing it after the jump, because there are some nasty little words in it, not to mention a little religous slur that you might not want to be forcefed unknowingly. So now that you know, take a jump, if you dare. You have been duly warned. ;)
Tags: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, HumorHere is one of John Mayer’s jokes: “Everyone thinks Brad Pitt has it great because he married Angelina Jolie. I think he has it terrible, because when Angelina Jolie is giving you a blow job, what do you tip your head back and think of to help you finish? You have nothing left — just Jesus on a polar bear in the middle of the snow, saying, ‘You greedy motherfucker, I’ve got nothing for you.’”
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27 opinions for John Mayer’s Brad and Angelina Joke
viva brangelina
Sep 11, 2006 at 10:01 pm
hhmmm not a funny joke at all mr mayers. he will regret it one day.
i never like anyone who loves to talk about other’s people’s life and make it a joke as if they are perfect.
thank god i downloaded his music for free. his music didnot worth any cents of my money, and for sure he’s not worth my respect as well.
but anyway, who the hell cares?
BAMZS 4-EVER
Sep 12, 2006 at 6:56 am
He should take what he says about Jesus back!
Deana Owens
Sep 12, 2006 at 8:35 pm
Geez, this guy is a no talent hack, who is severly not funny. People in Glass Houses should not throw stones. He was the one boning Jessica Simpson.
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viva brangelina
Sep 12, 2006 at 9:43 pm
yeah, i agree about what BAMZS 4-ever said.
He should not make any joke about other’s people religion.
I’m a moslem, but i really really don’t respect a person who thinks that his/her belief is the most right one. Mr. Mayer is a jewish if i’m not mistaking….
geri
Sep 13, 2006 at 10:18 am
that is so below the belt. he’s just after some cheap publicity, i wont be surprised if he doesnt last in the music business at all.
anamanzana
Sep 13, 2006 at 5:52 pm
Obviously he’s never been in love with the unfortunate woman giving him a blow job if he had to “go somewhere else” to get over the top!!!
cb
Sep 13, 2006 at 10:44 pm
I thought it was hysterically funny.
Margaret
Sep 14, 2006 at 4:59 pm
I don’t get it, but from what I read, it sounds pretty trashy and I don’t think this guy is going to get very far.
M
Pitchajarun
Sep 15, 2006 at 6:48 pm
I agree with 7. cb I too thought it was hysterically funny, i laughed aloud & forwarded it on in an email to my friends. Its actually complimentary to Brad & Ange as well, so i dont know what you uptights are so worried about! ppl just wanna be annoyed cause they’re bored & even being annoyed is feeling something & better than feeling nothing!! get a real cause to feel something for!
Brangelina!!!!!
Sep 16, 2006 at 1:03 pm
I is so trashy and cheap. Jokes must be funny not stupid and trashy.
mickey
Sep 16, 2006 at 10:43 pm
I thought it was funny.
Cara
Sep 18, 2006 at 7:46 am
I thought it was hysterical, too. I think Brad will too, if he’s got a sense of humor. I actually have a little more admiration for John Mayer, since I was so disappointed he was going out with Jessica S. and gonna be on CSI.
viva brangelina
Sep 18, 2006 at 10:44 pm
he sounds too smart ass about it..
still not funny for me…. sorry friends.
oh by the way JM is not dating Jess simpson. so i think it comes as a happy news for you, cara.
pearls
Sep 20, 2006 at 7:03 am
heheheheeheh thats good!
seriously76
Jan 21, 2007 at 2:29 am
Are you guys serious? That was a classic line. John Mayer is not only very eloquent, but on his way to being a guitar legend. So, No talent hack guy has no idea how talented the man is. Lighten up. That’s whats theres’ an ongoing sissification of America.
Mocco
Jan 23, 2007 at 9:44 am
look at all the haters .. NOW hating on John because he made a joke about them. You freaks are truly relentless about turning on ppl. Wishing bad things on his career, morally you all need to get some faith and stop the HATING!
leny
May 20, 2008 at 12:14 pm
THIS YOUNG GUY TRIED TO KISS ASS HIS OLDER GIRLFRIEND.
BORE
May 20, 2008 at 12:19 pm
HE SO JEALOUS FOR HIS SISTER jEN.
JEN
May 20, 2008 at 12:24 pm
MY YOUNGER BROTHER BOYFRIEND IS JEALOUS FOR ME. HE HE HE
collin
May 20, 2008 at 1:00 pm
MAYERTON IS A JOKE.
JOHN
May 20, 2008 at 1:04 pm
John Mayer+ Jennifer Aniston = JOKE
bore
May 20, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Look at JM . He is a butterfly. He is not good either. He can’t say anything bad about other. He fall in love with the women older than him 9 years. Who is criticizer him? He better shut up, enjoy his sister girlfriend Jen
Michael Lucka
Jul 10, 2008 at 7:19 pm
John mayer is of jewish decent, but he does not practice judaism, therefore you wont see him on the list of Jewish american musicians on wikipedia. The joke was really no big deal
Daisy
Aug 8, 2008 at 5:54 am
You are correct that John Mayer is Jewish. His ancestry is German and Russian.
Christ...elle
Aug 15, 2008 at 8:42 am
He is Jewish.
His grand mother name is HOFFMANN…
Gary Larson
Aug 15, 2008 at 9:26 pm
JM should stick to the music and leave the funnies to Carrot Top or ….someone.
feesh
Nov 12, 2008 at 10:15 pm
Hmmmm. Funny he should say that…. I wonder if he feels that way about Jen? Because to me it sounds like he thinks Angie is hot and is paying her some sort of sick compliment!
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