Morons Are Now Writing At Blogcritics
I was tipped (thanks D O) to this scathing review of a fictional account of how life might be if Daryl D actually knew or had knowledge of Angelina Jolie. This person made up a situation, based only on what he/she has read in the tabs over the last few months and in the New York Times silly ‘fall from grace’ article last week. You can read the stupidity here if you want, but I’ll rebut below and I invite you to do the same here.
As Angelina Jolie prepares for her next visit to a third world orphanage, she receives a call from her philanthropy publicist, who says that her digital photographer has just quit. “But I need someone to take pictures of me caring for the kids!” Jolie screams.
Jolie has never needed to hire a photog as they follow her constantly. Were she to need one, she’d only have to ask the bodyguards she travels with to step aside and she’d be trampled with paparazzi.
I have a six megapixel digital camera. I can take pictures of you holding one of the kids.
Again, hardly think the uber-rich woman would be begging for a 6 megapixel camera. My husband has a 10.2 megapixel camera, so she’d likely either have a nicer one or would at least be looking for one that is a step up from a 6. It’s just not a believable exchange. And since when did it become ok to make up racist comments, or are bloggers above normal ‘journalistic’ principles?
She then decides that Brad needs a moment of pleasure before they begin their journey. “I bet Jennifer could never do that!” she says in a whispery voice. Brad nods his head in agreement.
Where does this come from? It’s this baseless hatred that really shows the author just speaks from tabloid knowledge. Moron…
Worst of all, many parents hopeful of adopting a child from Cambodia had their hearts broken when the government banned all adoptions because of Angelina Jolie’s illegal activities.
A real journalist would know that all authorities have said Angie did nothing wrong. The ban did happen shortly after the adoption of Maddox, but the adoption ban was healthy for children and families of Cambodia and I’m sure Angie is very glad that the corrupt system was stopped. She used what she thought was a legitimate agency based here in the US and she was mislead. I mean, I know it’s fun to throw around insults, but by placing blame on a twenty-something person who had no adoption knowledge at the time, you show yourself to be 1-hardhearted 2-stupid and 3-a careless reporter, at best, an ‘anything for a story’ one, at the worst.
Of course, Angelina’s calling her newborn child Shiloh a “blob,”
The reporter who was asking her questions said blob, Angie just agreed that the personality wasn’t there until about 6 months old. Clearly this person is not a parent if he/she can’t remember wondering how subsequent children would fit into the family in the early days of their life. I remember fearing I wouldn’t love my infants as much as my older kids, and I really didn’t feel that close-knit bond, until around 6 months old. How mean to make a mom feel less of one just to get a few stupid ad clicks.
Angelina’s other fake philanthropy efforts, such as being a U.N. Ambassador, are going to make people hate her even worse.
There’s not a fake bone in Angie’s body. That’s why she ends up putting her foot in her mouth so much. And, that woman has touched so many lives in her work, much more than this silly writer I assume, that sour grapes sours the writing from the outset. I can understand lusting after Pitt, who of us haven’t, but to construct a hatred so fierce that it consumes you, just to live out the fantasy that you matter, is just plain cruel.
I’m ashamed to see this sloppy journalism by a fellow blogger. No wonder we get no respect, there are many it seems that don’t deserve it.
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34 opinions for Morons Are Now Writing At Blogcritics
Fan of the Pitts
Jan 25, 2007 at 3:43 pm
No thanks. I think you have a great site but if I wanted to read negativity about my favorite couple I’d go to Female First.
Niecy
Jan 25, 2007 at 4:22 pm
What an azz. It’s such a shame that they have to have every move they make ridiculed.
daniel le
Jan 25, 2007 at 6:48 pm
That was disturbing to read that moron’s article. I stopped after two sentences. God bless brangelina
Lucy
Jan 25, 2007 at 7:25 pm
Robyn,
Don’t even bother with these. Angie had said before, she ignores these things.
katamy
Jan 25, 2007 at 8:00 pm
This is the stupidist thing I have heard. I have been an Angie fan loooonnnnnggggg before she got together with Brad. (I LOVE that they are together now) but one of the things I like about her is she isn’t afraid to speak her mind, she is one of the most honest people in Hollywood and she could careless what people think about her. I like that about her. She is true to herself and her family. I am so glad you brought up the ‘Blob’ statement, that has been SO exagerated. I read the article several times…I interprited it like you did…she was agreeing with the reporter that basically Shiloh, like any newborn, is like a big blob, they have no personallity yet, they spent 90% of the time sleeping and when they are awake they only need to be fed and bathed and they go back to sleep…that in noway implies she doesn’t love Shiloh. I am a mother of 5 kids and 2 grandkids. I love all my kids. With each new baby I wondered if there would be room in my heart for the new one…and of course there was. If you continue reading the ‘Blob’ interview, you would notice that Angie says something like..’she is just now starting to get a personallity’ so she was saying SHE ISN’T JUST A BLOB ANYMORE SHE HAS A PERSONALLITY NOW we have all been around 7 month old babies… they are so cute, learning to sit up and crawl and laughing and giggling… No way does Angie see her as a blob. The only reason they don’t bring her out more often is for her safety, there are some crazy people that would go to unbelievable lengths to get her photo. I’m glad they are keeping her safe and sheltered right now.
dark faith
Jan 25, 2007 at 10:12 pm
those people are idiots they have made up their minds to hate a woman over something that happened years ago.
viva brangelina
Jan 25, 2007 at 10:17 pm
Bwuahahahaha!!!!
It’s pretty clear now that the haters are 100% frustrated with the reality!
C’mon! those morons always said that the body language between brad and angie are not as hot comparing with the ex. but recently, we all can see that it’s absolutely WRONG!
those morons are saying that all the fans of BP don’t have any life becuz we built this community. but actually, it was them whose life is so empty and misearable. the proof? they built the anti brangelina community!! hahahahahaha! why would you waste your time for the people you hate?
that’s the proof of what hate can bring to yur life.
i mean, we don’t get anything positive by hating people except the hurt in the heart. and that is sick. seriously, i feel sorry for them (haters).
anyway, robyn,
i bet brad and angie don’t care about it. they didnot even care about what donald trump and michael douglas say about them. so, why would they care about this Sh*t anyway?
they’ll continue their life and do what they think they have to do.
it’s just some ups and downs in life.
you know, the wind is always faster in the higher ground.
i think this kind of situation just makes their love grow stronger for each other and a reminder to keep their feet on the ground.
anything happen for reason, right? i still see the positive side from this case.
i wish the pitts family are always in the God’s protection that keep them away from any harm.
i still believe in God. and no matter what the whole world want, if God doesn’t agree, that it won’t happen.
Laura
Jan 25, 2007 at 10:19 pm
Um, do you *know* or *have knowledge of* Jolie? Are you a *real journalist*?
If so, you are as equally a *sloppy journalist* as Daryl for your unabashed worship of a celebrity that you have no personal relationship with. You are Daryl. On the other side. You’re entitled to your opinion. You shouldn’t trash others for theirs. After reading your embarrassing little rebuttals, I find it hard to believe — and a little amusing — that you consider yourself a *journalist.*
Laura
Jan 25, 2007 at 10:20 pm
Oh yes…comments are being moderated. A real *journalist* would post dissent.
brangie #1 fan
Jan 26, 2007 at 7:54 am
its so sick that some people think that angie is a bad person .look angie maybe in a million years ago was a curious teen as we were in her age. but i dont care what she did in her past is in the past and maybe she learnt from her own mistakes.thats what is amazing about my angel .
vvvvvvvvvviiiiiiivvvvvvvvvvva angel…
The Count
Jan 26, 2007 at 7:04 pm
i have to give those two props for being above it all and not even wasting a glance at this horrible shit written about them.
gemma
Jan 26, 2007 at 11:28 pm
I will always support Brad & Angelina. No amount of outright lies & criticism will hinder my admiration & love for the Jolie-Pitts. Heck, the more of these haters shove their hatred to me & my friends (who also support Brad & Angelina) the more I adore them.
Way to go Brad & Ange. You got millions of fans around the globe all behind you!
noela
Jan 27, 2007 at 2:57 am
Another pseudo journalist trying to earn some buck — that is all. Does not sound legit.
captd
Jan 27, 2007 at 8:01 am
Does anyone know if they will both be at the SAG awards. Would love to see them out together again. Love that PDA and those good looks.
Chris
Jan 27, 2007 at 3:39 pm
“Does anyone know if they will both be at the SAG awards.”
I get the impression that Brad may be attending the SAG awards without Angie. The seating chart has him sitting next to Cate Blanchett.
dark faith
Jan 27, 2007 at 5:08 pm
thay said on ET he was not going to go
maryw
Jan 27, 2007 at 8:33 pm
These people are just jealous haters, they’ll
be writing this crap on their 10th anniversary!
Viva Bamzs!
Chris
Jan 27, 2007 at 8:35 pm
“thay said on ET he was not going to go”
Contact Music is reporting that he has pulled out of the awards due to filming also. When did ET report this? I thought I watched it yesterday and I don’t remember them mentioning it.
anamanzana
Jan 27, 2007 at 10:00 pm
What you said Viva Brangelina! Actually, at the Golden Globes, I heard Angie tell the innane interviewer that they don’t focus on any of the papz or the tabz - they are living their lives (and happily it seems to me). More power to them and their growing family…I pray also for their health and well being as it gives us so much more to be witness to the bigness we can be in the world.
The Q
Jan 27, 2007 at 10:35 pm
These naysayers will do anything just to get their inane type of thinking out there.
I do wish the best for the Jolie-Pitt fam and hope that whatever the critics say, all the blessings will come back to the JP Co. 10x better.
It seems that everyone is jealous of this beautiful family that they retort to senseless ramblings and it sucks that people are nefarious like that, damn. I have more to say but I’ll stop.
God Bless the JP Co. for all the help they do to make this sick, sad, and cruel world a better place to some people. Much reverence to Brad and Angelina and all the others that are trying to make a difference [rather than getting big egos and dealing with superficialities 24/7 like some do].
-a
akshiv99
Jan 28, 2007 at 11:21 am
I just read that stupid piece of yellow journalism and also read the NY times article. Then I went on youtube to watch the ‘Cereal’ comment. Wow!! These ppl are really capable of making a mountain out of a molehill. She was sweet to that annoying Ryan. What else did he want? Geez!!
magda
Jan 28, 2007 at 3:38 pm
I’ve just read that Angie’s mom died yesterday. Angie, her brother and Brad were there. This is very, very sad, the lady battled that awfull disease for so long. Let’s all send our good thoughts to BAMZS
vicki
Jan 28, 2007 at 5:00 pm
prayers for the whole family at this tragic time. i hope their privacy will be respected. i can’t begin to imagine the loss of my mom, God bless them.
Sandra
Jan 28, 2007 at 5:49 pm
Condolences to Angelina. Her mom passed yesterday.
RIP. Thoughts and prayers to Angelina, James Haven and the family
dark faith
Jan 28, 2007 at 6:00 pm
so very sad for their family
ana
Jan 28, 2007 at 7:01 pm
My condolence to Angie and her family. This is so sad. It must be very difficult for Angie and her bro James for they are ver close to their mother, especially Angie. R.I.P Marcheline.
Robyn
Jan 28, 2007 at 7:17 pm
Laura, I moderate comments because the vast majority of those on this blog are for porn, penis patches and other celeb blogs. Sometimes it does take me a day (or even two) to unmoderate the real comments, but if it is longer than a day then it got caught in my spam folder and I can’t help that.
This blog gets more than 1K blog comments per day, and I have to weed through each of them because I don’t want to accidentally delete one that is really a comment from a fan.
Go back to your job at blog critics and quit being a fart head.
sophie
Jan 29, 2007 at 11:27 am
though Robyn may not be a “real” journalist (I don’t think she ever claimed that she was, she called herself a blogger!), she does post dissent….so, stop trashing her. She’s blogging for the fans, and she does not deserve your disrespect.
I for one, being the mother of two preteens, am surely relieved that Robyn does moderate the way she does. Thanks!
die_hard
Jan 30, 2007 at 8:21 am
why bother with these stuff anyway?!?!?! let’s just pray for the repose of angie’s mom & may this test bring angie, brad & their family closer than ever.
Caitlin
Jan 30, 2007 at 11:32 am
Truth hurts…..
blomax
Feb 4, 2007 at 10:44 am
How did it make you feel when Angelina called your baby a blob?
dark faith
Feb 4, 2007 at 11:53 pm
blomax another bitch talking out of her ass
cristine
Feb 10, 2007 at 12:36 pm
one moron cannot stop the world from loving angelina! they have to accept the fact that ppl around the world are loving and respecting angelina e/o passing day!i bet this moron is a JA fan! GET OVER ALREADY! brad and angie loves e/o other and a lot of ppl are praying that they stay together forever!
SHERILYNN
Feb 14, 2007 at 3:38 pm
I have one question for all the Brangelina fans. how is it that, if it is not something written that Brad and Angelina so freakin happy, it is a lie. Sweet hearts, this is life not heaven, and no one is perfect. That is almost insane to believe that anyone on earth walks on water. They are human. This is what is puzzling Brad and Angelina right now, they can not understand how anyone can not believe every single word that come out of their mouth. This is exactly why, the both of them have such poor boundaries, no one ever said NO, to them. jmo
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