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The Brangelina baby

by Christina on May 19th, 2006

Thanks for the laugh, JLS (via Catherine…LOL)!! Check this out:The Brangelina baby. By Matt Haber. This is a satirical article about how to talk to your children about the Brangelina baby - and is a little snip - don’t miss the rest of it:

Can I be friends with the Brangelina baby?

No. He/she doesn’t care about you. You cannot even look directly at the Brangelina baby. Explain that photos of the Brangelina baby are shot through special lenses, and that prolonged exposure to the Brangelina baby will make your child go blind.

Making Peace:

By tackling the tough questions with honesty, parents can help kids deal with the Brangelina baby. More than mere acceptance of the Brangelina baby, together you and your child can work toward embracing it and making peace with its dominion over our planet and its cannibalization of our inner lives. Remember, moms and dads: Children, like movie stars, are just like us! With a little TLC they’ll get through this just fine. We all will. It’s what the Brangelina baby would want.

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12 opinions for The Brangelina baby

  • Bethany
    May 19, 2006 at 11:07 pm

    Lmao!!! Christina have you seen the preview from Monday’s ET? They showed scenes from the unrated Mr&Mrs Smith, all I can say is WOW!!! No wonder Liman cut it out. So hot!!

  • Catherine
    May 20, 2006 at 12:32 am

    It’s very funny and a good break in the monotony of this waiting…………..

  • Bethany
    May 20, 2006 at 1:13 am

    Go here for the screencaps: http://bradforums.net/index.php?showtopic=5299

    Go here for the short clip from ET:
    Credit to Starlight at BaFans

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPm7ZZlFc4w

  • Bethany
    May 20, 2006 at 1:15 am

    Here’s a description of the ET clip by ch30 @ bradfroums.

    I just saw the MAMS video information on Entertainment Tonight! Here is my best recap of watching it in slow motion …

    Angelina is facing the island in the kitchen and Brad is behind her. He is biting her left arm. They have apparently managed to get the top part of her dress off because she is in her bra at this point.

    Then it cuts to a scene where she is laying down on her back and her mouth is open. However, you don’t see Brad in this shot. Hmmm…I wonder where he could be!!!!!!!????? I think it is at this time that she lets out a loud moan but I can’t tell on slow motion right now!

    Then…she is laying face down on the island and Brad appears to be leaning over her back. I can’t tell you what AJ’s face is doing because that is where ET has their d*&^ banner that reads Coming Monday. Ughhhhhh!

    Then it cuts to AJ’s hand gripping the island and then to another scene of AJ facing the island and Brad is right up against her back. It looks like his right arm is wrapped around her waist because you can clearly see his hand up around her chest. Brad is kissing her back while she is pulling up towards him. Then it cuts to her laying on her back again (again with the beautiful mouth shot of AJ) and all you see is his right arm and hand and it is laying across her torso and touching her face. She starts to raise up and his arm is still there and you start to see his head in the top left hand corner. He appears to be kissing her stomach. Oh my gosh! She continues to raise up and you see his arm move slowly down her body and then…her left leg moves up into the shot with Brads right arm wrapped on the outside of her leg with his face still on her stomach. Holy cow it is sexy in slow motion!

    Then it cuts to AJ falling on the floor in the living room and then Brad falling down beside her just as the scene is in the movie.

    Then they cut to the blooper portion and it shows Brad smiling really big. He is adorable! They show AJ and Brad on the dance floor doing the tango in the restaurant scene. She has a huge smile on her face! They show Brad sitting at the table in the 1st dinner scene and he has bread or something in his mouth and he is letting it all fall out on the table. Then it shows AJ & Brad again during the tango scene and he has dipped her down where she is facing him and he is leaning towards her and she starts giggling. It is so cute!

    I can’t wait until Monday! I thought you would enjoy a glimpse of this small promo! I will probably watch it a few more thousand times! Sorry it is so long.

  • Bethany
    May 20, 2006 at 1:22 am

    Ok! one last thing.
    From Amazon.com here are some of the stuff included in the unrated mr and mrs smith.

    Disc 1

    Unrated Widescreen Feature

    Feature-Length Commentary By The Director

    Disc 2

    Deleted Scenes Including An Alternate Ending

    Doug’s Film School Sequence Breakdowns With The Director, Including Animatics, Storyboards And A Major Action Sequence Not Included In The Film

    Confidential Files Featuring Secret Footage

    Behind The Scenes Documentary

    Shooting School Combat Training Featurette

    Photo Gallery And More!

    I can’t even go to sleep right now, there’s so much information coming in.

  • JLS
    May 20, 2006 at 8:01 am

    Hey Bethany! You should go to work for Amazon.com!
    If any of us haven’t already ordered it which, of course, we have, being steeped thoroughly in our addiction, NOTHING (not even money) would stop us now. I’m salivating here just reading your comments about what we are going to get to see! So thanks.

    My take on the article about the Brangelina Baby is that the author is implying that all of us “addicts” are like children and the adults in our lives need advice on how to deal with us. The whole thing made me laugh so hard I literally cried because it so perfectly described me and my unconscious wishes. . .e.g. “Can I be friends with the Bangelina baby?” “Why can’t I BE the Brangelina Baby?” as well as my addictive behavior in recent days. :)
    P.S. Oh yes, and Christina no LOLing at your elderly, computer challenged contributors! :)

  • JLS
    May 20, 2006 at 8:03 am

    P.S.P.S: Forgot to ask Bethany: Where else are you getting all the “so much information coming in”? I can’t sleep either and I’m not even getting
    much info.

  • Catherine
    May 20, 2006 at 10:27 am

    Hey…can *I* LOL atcha JLS???

    LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!

  • Bethany
    May 20, 2006 at 10:39 am

    JLS> I got my information from bradforums and Everything Adult. I just woke up after staying up all night whew! now if the baby news comes in I don’t think I’ll be going to sleep for days :-)

  • JLS
    May 20, 2006 at 4:28 pm

    Sure Catherine. Go ahead and make fun of little old ladies who don’t know how to use their computers. LOL.:) Wanna know another one? I had to call my son to find out what LMAO means :)!!!! See how all of you are edifying my life these days?

    And thanks for the info, Bethany. ;)

  • JustME
    May 20, 2006 at 7:12 pm

    I can’t get that first video to play, it says you need a account name and password? HELP!!!!

  • xoxo
    Jun 19, 2006 at 1:25 am

    hey bethany .. good job, with describing the scene..it’s much more clear than watching it!!
    ;)

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